dragondicks:

In England they don’t say “i love you” they say “oi oi givvus a snog u cack ‘anded slapper” and I think that’s really something something the rest of the quote

sekretlyserket:

theboywhofangirled:

SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG

dragondicks:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cuteosphere:

A lonely girl who talks to herself

this is a rabbit

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

witty comebacks provided only by the-absolute-funniest-posts

 the-absolute-funniest-posts once again proving they are disgusting sack of shit by posting money links on other people’s art 

ticknikuldithmittul:

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

All fruit do this. Ethene motherfuckers.

it’s ETHYLENE and bananas do it significantly more than other fruit

simsgonewrong:

makin my way downtown

I’m fine with the huge block of notes at the top of my feed but I get really irritated when people reblog the banana post and add dumb and incorrect things to it

dragondicks:

When I chase spiders with the duster I like to pretend I’m an endgame boss in a spider mmo they they’ve aggro’d